Dresden Ceriano Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 For close to 72 hours now, I've had the following song stuck in my head:This has been going on ever since I suffered the misfortune of watching the Lady Gaga/Muppets' Holiday Spectacular... a program which even the staunchest of Lady Gaga fans should avoid like the plague.Now, don't get me wrong, I happen to really like Lady Gaga and am specifically quite fond of this song. Neither the song nor the performer who sings it is the issue. If someone chooses to make an issue of it, that's their prerogative, but they must understand that the main point of this thread is not meant to be the debating of my musical tastes, nor yours or your neighbors', nor anyone's at all.My problem stems from the fact that this dammed song won't stop playing over and over inside my head. But, as if that wasn't bad enough, the organ contained inside my head has obviously decided that it would be most amusing to continuously rewrite the lyrics, over and over again, ad infinitum.So, consequentially, anything that could even remotely be rhymed with the word applause gets incorporated into a new, usually extremely sophomoric reinterpretation... anything from Santa Clause and Doggie Paws to Grand Mals and RuPaul. My last reinterpretation was the worst one yet...I'm dancing in my drawers, my drawers, my drawersI'm dancing in my drawers, drawers,Dancing in my drawers, drawers,Dancing in a way that would make Tom Cruise take pause,In my drawers, my drawers, my drawers.So yeah, not pretty in the least... which is why I must be put out of my misery. I implore anyone who is willing to put a bullet in my head to step forward and help to stop my seemingly unending suffering. I must advise you that there will be no monetary compensation on my part, but there is a strong possibility that my sister, Grimhilda, might be willing to pay someone to stop me from randomly bursting out in RL with badly rewritten versions of a song which she doesn't particularly care for in the first place.Thanks in advance ...Dres Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kenbro Utu Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 I put a bullet in his head, his head, his head. I put a bullet in his head, head. Bullet in his head, head. Bullet from a big gun straight into his cerebellum. In his head, his head, his head. Downright catchy song. :smileyvery-happy: Edit for smiley face! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pamela Galli Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 What you need is a replacement: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pamela Galli Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 Oh no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mysteriousdots Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 i will but only in second life. pay me 50K L and your head goes off. or.. trown to the zombies... no not The Walking dead zombies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kenbro Utu Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 Okay, I'll see your Macarena and raise you a Stand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Knowl Paine Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 The thread in Missed Connections keeps reminding of this song Edit: I forgot about the shaving scene, I've selected a different video. But then I think of this song and I feel better Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seductive Dreamscape Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 What about this ear worm for annoying lyrics?? Dog goes woof Cat goes meow Bird goes tweet and mouse goes squeek Cow goes moo Frog goes croak and the elephant goes toot Ducks say quack and fish go blub and the seal goes ow ow ow ow ow But theres one sound That no one knows What does the fox say? Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding! Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding! Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding! What the fox say? Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow! Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow! Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow! What the fox say? Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho! Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho! Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho! What the fox say? Joff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff! Tchoff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff! Joff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff! What the fox say? Big blue eyes Pointy nose Chasing mice and digging holes Tiny paws Up the hill Suddenly youre standing still Your fur is red So beautiful Like an angel in disguise But if you meet a friendly horse Will you communicate by mo-o-o-o-orse? mo-o-o-o-orse? mo-o-o-o-orse? How will you speak to that ho-o-o-o-orse? ho-o-o-o-orse? ho-o-o-o-orse? What does the fox say? Jacha-chacha-chacha-chow! Chacha-chacha-chacha-chow! Chacha-chacha-chacha-chow! What the fox say? Fraka-kaka-kaka-kaka-kow! Fraka-kaka-kaka-kaka-kow! Fraka-kaka-kaka-kaka-kow! What the fox say? A-hee-ahee ha-hee! A-hee-ahee ha-hee! A-hee-ahee ha-hee! What the fox say? A-oo-oo-oo-ooo! Woo-oo-oo-ooo! What does the fox say? The secret of the fox Ancient mystery Somewhere deep in the woods I know youre hiding What is your sound? Will we ever know? Will always be a mystery What do you say? Youre my guardian angel Hiding in the woods What is your sound? (Fox Sings) Wa-wa-way-do Wub-wid-bid-dum-way-do Wa-wa-way-do Will we ever know? (Fox Sings) Bay-budabud-dum-bam I want to (Fox sings) Mama-dum-day-do I want to I want to know! (Fox sings) Abay-ba-da bum-bum bay-do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KarenMichelle Lane Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 Put the Gun Down, ........Please! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dresden Ceriano Posted December 13, 2013 Author Share Posted December 13, 2013 Seductive Dreamscape wrote: What about this ear worm for annoying lyrics?? Dog goes woof Cat goes meow Bird goes tweet and mouse goes squeek Cow goes moo Frog goes croak and the elephant goes toot Ducks say quack and fish go blub and the seal goes ow ow ow ow ow But theres one sound That no one knows What does the fox say? Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding! Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding! Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding! What the fox say? Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow! Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow! Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow! What the fox say? Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho! Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho! Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho! What the fox say? Joff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff! Tchoff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff! Joff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff! What the fox say? Big blue eyes Pointy nose Chasing mice and digging holes Tiny paws Up the hill Suddenly youre standing still Your fur is red So beautiful Like an angel in disguise But if you meet a friendly horse Will you communicate by mo-o-o-o-orse? mo-o-o-o-orse? mo-o-o-o-orse? How will you speak to that ho-o-o-o-orse? ho-o-o-o-orse? ho-o-o-o-orse? What does the fox say? Jacha-chacha-chacha-chow! Chacha-chacha-chacha-chow! Chacha-chacha-chacha-chow! What the fox say? Fraka-kaka-kaka-kaka-kow! Fraka-kaka-kaka-kaka-kow! Fraka-kaka-kaka-kaka-kow! What the fox say? A-hee-ahee ha-hee! A-hee-ahee ha-hee! A-hee-ahee ha-hee! What the fox say? A-oo-oo-oo-ooo! Woo-oo-oo-ooo! What does the fox say? The secret of the fox Ancient mystery Somewhere deep in the woods I know youre hiding What is your sound? Will we ever know? Will always be a mystery What do you say? Youre my guardian angel Hiding in the woods What is your sound? (Fox Sings) Wa-wa-way-do Wub-wid-bid-dum-way-do Wa-wa-way-do Will we ever know? (Fox Sings) Bay-budabud-dum-bam I want to (Fox sings) Mama-dum-day-do I want to I want to know! (Fox sings) Abay-ba-da bum-bum bay-do You, my dear, have single-handedly saved my otherwise rather useful cranium from quite a debilitating, if not fatal, disfigurement... for this, I thank you profusely. ...Dres Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dresden Ceriano Posted December 13, 2013 Author Share Posted December 13, 2013 Amethyst Jetaime wrote: I just love a good Venn diagram... especially when herpes is involved. ...Dres Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seductive Dreamscape Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 My pleasure. It's by far the most annoying song I have heard all year... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Monday Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 here's another one you might have trouble getting out of your head.... And another one....(can't guarentee your ears won't start bleeding after this one...) Start it at about :40 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ceka Cianci Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 Just in case it happens again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ansiri Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 How about this one, did this got stuck in your head? Here is a nice version, if you forget what you're trying to forget :matte-motes-wink: Sorryy? I don't get when usually people say they get goosebumps from some music, but i get goosebumps from people singing for example like she (Rebecca Shearing) does. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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