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For close to 72 hours now, I've had the following song stuck in my head:

This has been going on ever since I suffered the misfortune of watching the Lady Gaga/Muppets' Holiday Spectacular... a program which even the staunchest of Lady Gaga fans should avoid like the plague.

Now, don't get me wrong, I happen to really like Lady Gaga and am specifically quite fond of this song.  Neither the song nor the performer who sings it is the issue.  If someone chooses to make an issue of it, that's their prerogative, but they must understand that the main point of this thread is not meant to be the debating of my musical tastes, nor yours or your neighbors', nor anyone's at all.

My problem stems from the fact that this dammed song won't stop playing over and over inside my head.  But, as if that wasn't bad enough, the organ contained inside my head has obviously decided that it would be most amusing to continuously rewrite the lyrics, over and over again, ad infinitum.

So, consequentially, anything that could even remotely be rhymed with the word applause gets incorporated into a new, usually extremely sophomoric reinterpretation... anything from Santa Clause and Doggie Paws to Grand Mals and RuPaul.  My last reinterpretation was the worst one yet...

I'm dancing in my drawers, my drawers, my drawers
I'm dancing in my drawers, drawers,
Dancing in my drawers, drawers,
Dancing in a way that would make Tom Cruise take pause,
In my drawers, my drawers, my drawers.

So yeah, not pretty in the least... which is why I must be put out of my misery.  I implore anyone who is willing to put a bullet in my head to step forward and help to stop my seemingly unending suffering.  I must advise you that there will be no monetary compensation on my part, but there is a strong possibility that my sister, Grimhilda, might be willing to pay someone to stop me from randomly bursting out in RL with badly rewritten versions of a song which she doesn't particularly care for in the first place.

Thanks in advance ...Dres

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What about this ear worm for annoying lyrics??

 

Dog goes woof
Cat goes meow
Bird goes tweet
and mouse goes squeek

Cow goes moo
Frog goes croak
and the elephant goes toot

Ducks say quack
and fish go blub
and the seal goes ow ow ow ow ow

But theres one sound
That no one knows
What does the fox say?

Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
What the fox say?

Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!
Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!
Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!
What the fox say?

Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!
Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!
Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!
What the fox say?

Joff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!
Tchoff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!
Joff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!
What the fox say?

Big blue eyes
Pointy nose
Chasing mice
and digging holes

Tiny paws
Up the hill
Suddenly youre standing still

Your fur is red
So beautiful
Like an angel in disguise

But if you meet
a friendly horse
Will you communicate by
mo-o-o-o-orse?
mo-o-o-o-orse?
mo-o-o-o-orse?

How will you speak to that
ho-o-o-o-orse?
ho-o-o-o-orse?
ho-o-o-o-orse?
What does the fox say?

Jacha-chacha-chacha-chow!
Chacha-chacha-chacha-chow!
Chacha-chacha-chacha-chow!
What the fox say?

Fraka-kaka-kaka-kaka-kow!
Fraka-kaka-kaka-kaka-kow!
Fraka-kaka-kaka-kaka-kow!
What the fox say?

A-hee-ahee ha-hee!
A-hee-ahee ha-hee!
A-hee-ahee ha-hee!
What the fox say?

A-oo-oo-oo-ooo!
Woo-oo-oo-ooo!
What does the fox say?

The secret of the fox
Ancient mystery
Somewhere deep in the woods
I know youre hiding
What is your sound?
Will we ever know?
Will always be a mystery
What do you say?

Youre my guardian angel
Hiding in the woods
What is your sound?

(Fox Sings)
Wa-wa-way-do Wub-wid-bid-dum-way-do Wa-wa-way-do

Will we ever know?

(Fox Sings)
Bay-budabud-dum-bam

I want to

(Fox sings)
Mama-dum-day-do

I want to
I want to know!

(Fox sings)
Abay-ba-da bum-bum bay-do


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Seductive Dreamscape wrote:

What about this ear worm for annoying lyrics??

 

Dog goes woof

Cat goes meow

Bird goes tweet

and mouse goes squeek

Cow goes moo

Frog goes croak

and the elephant goes toot

Ducks say quack

and fish go blub

and the seal goes ow ow ow ow ow

But theres one sound

That no one knows

What does the fox say?

Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!

Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!

Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!

What the fox say?

Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!

Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!

Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!

What the fox say?

Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!

Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!

Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!

What the fox say?

Joff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!

Tchoff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!

Joff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!

What the fox say?

Big blue eyes

Pointy nose

Chasing mice

and digging holes

Tiny paws

Up the hill

Suddenly youre standing still

Your fur is red

So beautiful

Like an angel in disguise

But if you meet

a friendly horse

Will you communicate by

mo-o-o-o-orse?

mo-o-o-o-orse?

mo-o-o-o-orse?

How will you speak to that

ho-o-o-o-orse?

ho-o-o-o-orse?

ho-o-o-o-orse?

What does the fox say?

Jacha-chacha-chacha-chow!

Chacha-chacha-chacha-chow!

Chacha-chacha-chacha-chow!

What the fox say?

Fraka-kaka-kaka-kaka-kow!

Fraka-kaka-kaka-kaka-kow!

Fraka-kaka-kaka-kaka-kow!

What the fox say?

A-hee-ahee ha-hee!

A-hee-ahee ha-hee!

A-hee-ahee ha-hee!

What the fox say?

A-oo-oo-oo-ooo!

Woo-oo-oo-ooo!

What does the fox say?

The secret of the fox

Ancient mystery

Somewhere deep in the woods

I know youre hiding

What is your sound?

Will we ever know?

Will always be a mystery

What do you say?

Youre my guardian angel

Hiding in the woods

What is your sound?

(Fox Sings)

Wa-wa-way-do Wub-wid-bid-dum-way-do Wa-wa-way-do

Will we ever know?

(Fox Sings)

Bay-budabud-dum-bam

I want to

(Fox sings)

Mama-dum-day-do

I want to

I want to know!

(Fox sings)

Abay-ba-da bum-bum bay-do

 

You, my dear, have single-handedly saved my otherwise rather useful cranium from quite a debilitating, if not fatal, disfigurement... for this, I thank you profusely.

...Dres

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How about this one, did this got stuck in your head?

Here is a nice version, if you forget what you're trying to forget :matte-motes-wink:  Sorryy?

I don't get when usually people say they get goosebumps from some music, but i get goosebumps from people singing for example like she (Rebecca Shearing) does.

 

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